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Welcome to Dodger Labs. We are a collective of home lab technicians, network hobbyists, and automation enthusiasts driven by two main fuel sources: massive server racks and classic British shortbread biscuits.
We build complex environments, break production networks at 2:00 AM, spin up Docker instances, and never, ever configure a cluster without a cup of tea and a pack of Jammie Dodgers nearby.